when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years"
Really, my butt hasn’t been smacked by someone else in too long.
that’s his bed now
i don’t understand why people get so mad when people love themselves
like when i see someone post a selfie and they’re like “look how cute i am” i’m like yesssss you are hella cute you go with your self confidence
why does that anger people
"Don’t waste my time anymore, if you’re not interested leave me the fuck alone."
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.